Sado's Fool Asks

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YES

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you! 
Boy: I love you more! 
 *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* 
Girl: Where is he? 
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart? 
Girl: (Starts crying) 
Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.

sh4ne:

weryoungforever:

hihowsyourlife:

clairesawyer:

life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo

i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex

no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)

i like the google logo because it is colorful

epichumour:

damn well they did say please there go my weekend plans

queersecrets:

Our most popular secret to date.

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thatashhole:

casfeathers:

inmate655321:

jberry2206:

whoisjasper:

chokeonmyhalo:

jamilprimo:

smilezoey:

letseatfatcats:

letsgoleef:

WTF? That was FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!

look at the reporters face lol that was epic!

:O .. ….. ………

OMGAH!

damn that shit was COLD

HOW HE KNEW IT WAS COMING?

O__________o

i now have a new respect for baseball :O

Aaaaright.

My mind just exploded.

amandy-chan:

thefrogman:

Get a giant telephoto lens.

Start zoomed all the way out.

Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.

Repeat.

Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire.

This is making me nauseous. @_@

iwill-burn-the-heart-outofyou:

sydney-happygirl-hoareau:

blakebaggott:

Gasping for air.

lmao omg

robtw007:

Say what!? Sweet